I Need To Use This More
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BUT I AM LAZY OK, AND I HAVE TWO BLOGS AND A TUMBLR AND TWO TWITTERS AND A LIFE.

I'M JUST ONE PERSON.

Saturday
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Friday [info]fannish5: What 5 series would you resurrect if you could?

1. Firefly
2. Arrested Development
3. Angel
4. Pushing Daisies
5. Freaks and Geeks

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Character Meme
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This is ALL penguin_ford 's fault.

 Instructions: Write down the names of 12 characters. After you’ve written them all down, then read and answer the questions hidden behind the cut.

No fair peeking at the questions behind the cut until you’ve jotted down all 12 characters.

1. Ianto Jones

2. Walter Kovacs/Rorschach

3. Sylar/Gabriel Gray

4. Alpha

5. Allen Doyle

6. Spider Jerusalem

7. V

8. Greg House

9. Wash

10. Spock

11. Severus Snape

12. Billy Buddy/Dr. Horrible

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1. Ianto Jones

2. Walter Kovacs/Rorschach

3. Sylar/Gabriel Gray

4. Alpha

5. Allen Doyle

6. Spider Jerusalem

7. V 

8. Greg House

9. Wash

10. Spock

11. Severus Snape

12. Billy Buddy/Dr. Horrible


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World Peace Through Jackie Earle Haley
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The newest episode of our podcast, World Peace Through Jackie Earle Haley, is up and running. Go listen, unless you are a horrible person. Then - well, you should still listen. Because it's that good.  
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Fanfiction: Cookies In The Elevator Shaft
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Title: Cookies In The Elevator Shaft
Wordcount: 978
Pairing: Roschach and Viedt bond in an elevator.
Rating: PG-13 
Disclaimer: I do not own Watchmen. If I did, majorly different ending. With sugar cubes and HAPPY and no DEVASTATING AGONY THAT RIPS THE SOUL- Please don't sue me.
Summary: Another crack!fic. Rorschach and Viedt get stuck in an elevator, and chat.
Notes: You can blame this one on deutschtard .
Prompt: 2 characters end up trapped in an elevator with cookies and a briefcase with mysterious contents.
Then again, I DID ask for a prompt. I am accepting any and all weird/funny prompts. But I won't be held responsible for the results.

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Fanfiction: Rorschach Plus 8
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 Title: Rorschach + 8
Wordcount: 2,670
Pairing: Dan/Rorschach if you squint real hard. Like, REAL hard.
Rating: PG (for children with unsafe guardians)
Summary: A crack!fic, plain and simple. Maybe some fluff? I do not know. What would happen if Rorschach brought home eight little kids? The answer: Anarchy.
Notes: This is entirely danceswithelvis 's fault. Really. Blame her. She BRIBED ME to write this, my first fanfic in DONKEY YEARS. She's all sorts of awesome.
Also I don't watch the show the kids are loosely based on (Jon and Kate Plus Eight), so I made changes. Also I didn't want to directly base the kids on Real Kids. So except for their being eight of them, and some references to the parents, these kids exist only in my mind.


 


New Blog Entry: Were I Unwed I Would Take You In A Manly Fashion.
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 Were I Unwed I Would Take You In A Manly Fashion.

In which ElleVee:
- Had better not ever meet Zack Snyder, because she will scream and cry and curse Blu-Ray, and that would be awkward.
- Likes some cool tattoos.
- Thinks the Pac-Man candy holders are cooler than the candies themselves.
- Predicts death for whoever makes The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly comic.
- Finds proof that real life imitates cartoons.
- Snuggles Mondays.
- Wants to chill with James Joyce.
- Almost finishes her Vampire Novel, so directs you to other vampire franchises.
- Has found her career as a Brandystripper.
- Cannot wait for the Spiderman Musical to destroy civilization as we know it.
- Won't bother trying to make her own sunscreen, because she will accidentally make a chemical that destroys the world.
- Is still scared shitless of Are You Afraid of the Dark?.
- Gives up on all network news.
- Thinks that maybe Banksy is a SECRET ninja.
- Tried to make a joke about Chris Pine and Shatner, but it just got kind of gross and uncomfortable, so she let it go.

New Blog Entry: LISTEN TO THE CHAIR-LEG OF TRUTH! IT DOES NOT LIE!
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 LISTEN TO THE CHAIR-LEG OF TRUTH! IT DOES NOT LIE!

In which ElleVee:
- Is rendered speechless by David Beckham.
- Will not apologize for her
Harry Potter fandom, and if you don't like it, you can go choke on your sparkly vampires, you NEOPHYTES.
- Is going to get a visit from child service, very soon.
- Supports Bruno.
- Hopes that maybe the giant spiders and ants will just all kill each other.
- Has a crush on most of the male cast of
Heroes. Except Peter Petrelli. He's a wuss.
- Convinces you to start smoking.
- Hopes that the forces of evil cancel each other out.
- Cries over
Doctor Who, yet again.
- Gets all girlish whenever Quentin Tarantino is mentioned.
- Wants makeup that makes her pretty AND can set shit on fire.
- Just likes Lady Gaga, OK?
- Points out the logistical problems with a wall of plugs, especially of Doctor Gregory House stops by.


New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Doesn't Use Pickup Lines. He Simply Says, 'Now.'
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 Bruce Campbell Doesn't Use Pickup Lines. He Simply Says, 'Now.'

In which ElleVee:
- Laughs at everyone, ever.
- Went to school with every art school stereotype, ever.
- Doesn't see the problem with driving a bathtub.
- Laughs at the pain of children.
- Plans on stealing from libraries, for America.
- Looks forward to a world inhabited by future space vampires.
- Envisions a wonderful life with Russell Brand.
- Has no more panic left to waste on shitty stores.
- Celebrates America, with these fine American fellows:
* Alan Tudyk
* Hunter S. Thompson
* Robert Downey, Jr.
* Jackie Earle Haley
* Zachary Quinto
* Bruce Campbell
- Cannot imagine a world without Sarah Palin and her crazy.


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