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 Two Blog Posts, because I was too busy this morning to post.

Most People Know That Descarte Said, 'I Think, Therefore I Am.' What Most People Don't Know Is That The Quote Continues, '...Afraid Of Alan Moore.'
In which ElleVee:
- Bemoans her pounding head
- Scares everyone and herself
- Encourages you to scar your children
- Tries to explain her opinion on Emma Thompson, but ends up nattering on about Harry Potter, typical really
- Clearly does not understand some fundamental, basic tenant of the Mormon religion, and why the want to baptize the dead relatives of people they do not know
- Laughs every time someone says 'Shadow Hare.' Is laughing now
- Loves Dark Horse, and wants an iPhone because the teevee told her she did, so WHY can't she be a spokeswhore for ONE of the products, damn it?
- Likes sexy alien-fighting cowboys
- Completely loses her shit over another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake

There Is No 'Control' Button On Alan Moore's Computer. Alan Moore Is Always In Control.
In which ElleVee:
- Tells about her weird dream instead of the interesting and pithy social commentary she was going to share, but forgot about
- Reminisces about Good Charlotte, and decides to boycott British Airways by being lazy
- Really does want the weirdest shit
- Is willing to sacrifice almost all of her morals for Russell Brand, which she admits is weird
- Screams about zombie spiders
- Defends smokers, sort of
- Wonders how you make a map of lust
- Is not enamored with these real crime-fighters, who are less like Rorschach and Mothman and Nite Owl, and more like Jessica Alba in the Fantasic Four
-Teaches you how to make your own bacon
- Envies total strangers
- Still likes Trent Reznor, and was listening to NIN in the car today
- Maintains vampires could be real, because who wants to live in a world without at least the POSSIBILITY of the living dead?
- Thinks people should have more Finding Nemo tattoos
- Resents LA for getting Russell Brand. Jerks
- Smiles at the cupcakes, until she realizes she cannot eat them through her laptop
- Believes everything The Daily Show tells her. EVERYTHING.