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1. Ianto Jones

2. Walter Kovacs/Rorschach

3. Sylar/Gabriel Gray

4. Alpha

5. Allen Doyle

6. Spider Jerusalem

7. V

8. Greg House

9. Wash

10. Spock

11. Severus Snape

12. Billy Buddy/Dr. Horrible

Have you ever read a Spider Jerusalem/Severus Snape fic? Do you want to?
No. I don't think Spider/Snape fic exists. I hope it doesn't. Can you IMAGINE that? Snape would curse Spider's penis and Spider would disrupt Snape's bowels.

Do you think Alpha is hot? How hot?
Yes. Alpha is always hot. Violently hot.

What would happen if Dr. Horrible got House pregnant?
Actually, 'House' would be far more interesting. Can we make this happen?

'BWAHAHAHA!'

'Billy. I need more Vicodin. Your stupidity is hurting the baby.'

Can you rec any fic(s) about Wash?
Not really, Wash fic tends to make me sob or be maudlin.

Would Rorschach and Spider make a good couple?
Rorschach and Spider? Haven't I already stated that I have huge problems with even JOKING about this? No. Spider would do and say awful, obscene things, and Rorschach would eventually snap in the Brave New World and hide under the Maker until it gave him sugar cubes.

Doyle/Wash or Doyle/Spock? Why?
Actually, Doyle and Wash would be the first crossover in the history of fandom that I would find too adorable to put up a fight about.

What would happen if V walked in on Rorschach and Dr. Horrible having sex?
V would laugh maniacally and alliterate, but I think we need to discuss the likelihood of Rorschach having sex with ANYONE, including Dr. Horrible. Plus, he's a VILLAIN.

Make up a summary for a Sylar/Spock fic.
Sylar's inexperience with time travel lands him in the future on the Enterprise, where McCoy tries to 'cure him' of his illness. I'm sure something like this exists.

Is there any such thing as Ianto/House fluff?
I'd like to keep Ianto AWAY from House, if that's OK with you. House would be super mean to him. Although that is sort of hot. NO. I will not start liking crossover fic. STOP IT.

Suggest a title for a V/Dr. Horrible hurt/comfort fic.
'Violent Vindications.'

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Alpha to deflower Ianto?
Um. Um. I... I don't think this meme is good for me. Because I'm giggling. Because Alpha/Ianto? DAMN. As long as Alpha let Ianto live. To answer your question, Torchwood investigates Dollhouse.

Does anyone on your friends list read V slash?
I don't think it exists.

Does anyone on your friends list read Sylar het?
I can't find any. I mean, it's all sticking Sylar with Peter, which is gross.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Snape?
Not that I know of, but people OFF my friends' list do.

Would anyone on your friends list write Rorschach/Alpha/Doyle?
Stop trying to corrupt Rorschach! He has ENOUGH STRESS! But could we make him and Alpha have a smackdown? And Doyle could be snarky and hilarious over in the corner? 

To answer your question, no.

What might Spock scream at a moment of great passion?
"3.14159265..."

If you wrote a song-fic about House, which song would you choose?
"Walter Reed."

If you wrote a Ianto/Spider/Dr. Horrible fic, what would the warnings be?
Drugs, angst, druggy angst, language.

What might be a good pick-up line for Rorschach to use on Spock?
"Hurm. Don't understand humans."

When was the last time you read a fic about Doyle?
Ages. Nobody writes it anymore, and too many put him with Spike, which ALSO bugs me.

What is Spider's super-sekrit kink?
Please. You think he has ANY sekrit kinks? Maybe snuggling.

Would Snape shag Wash? Drunk or sober?
No. Snape does not shag. He sulks.

If Sylar and V get together, who tops?
Dammit, I have no idea. I think there'd be a lot of fighting over that.

"Ianto and Wash are in a happy relationship until Wash suddenly runs off with Alpha. Ianto, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Dr. Horrible, then follows the wise advice of Doyle and finds true love with Sylar.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I'd give this title the OMFGWTFBBQ title. I'd read it, though. Because it SORT OF WORKS. But Wash would never do that to Ianto. But now I totally want Ianto to babysit Sylar. 'Now, Gabriel, I've organized all the people you're interested in by power. No, it's not a power, it's simple organization. Stop looking at my forehead. No, really, it's not cute.'

I don't know if anyone would read this.

I don't know if anyone would write this. WTF? REALLY.

How would you feel if V/House was canon?
Secretly delighted.