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A conversation with one of my bosses today:
First conversation of Monday morning.

Boss 1: How was your weekend? I see you dyed your hair again.
Me: Great! My parents finally let me get rats!
Boss 1: Of course you'd want to keep vermin as pets. What did you name them?
Me: Rory and Olive.
Boss 1: Is Rory the boy?
Me: No, they're both girls.
Boss 1: But how will they make rat babies?
Me: I don't WANT rat babies.
Boss 1: Of course you do. You could become a rat breeder, and make money galore!
Me: I don't WANT to be a rat breeder. I just want MY rats.
Boss 1: Are they lesbians?
Me: WHAT?
Boss 1: You have lesbian rats.
Me: They're not lesbians.
Boss 1: How do you know? Rats could be lesbians.
Me: My rats are not lesbians. 
Boss 1: Do you have a PROBLEM with lesbian rats?
Me: No, but I don't think-
Boss 1: Why don't you want to breed your lesbian rats?
Boss 2 (Who happens to be wife of Boss 1) enters.
Boss 2: Well, I chose to walk in at EXACTLY the wrong moment.
Boss 1: Elle was
Boss 2: No, really, I genuinely DO NOT want an explanation.

Best job ever. Hands down. You just WISH your bosses were as cool as mine.
- LV

PS WHEN did LJ start detecting my location? DO Not Want.