Bruce Campbell Is The Reason Why Waldo Is Hiding.
In which ElleVee:
- Cheerfully predicts Bruce Campbell enacting bloody retribution.
- Fails to imagine anything more perfect than Sylar and a kitty.
- Doesn't get why werewolves always look slimy in bad werewolf movies.
- Throws up in her mind over Star Trek porn. BAD Star Trek porn.
- Asks many pertinent questions about Torchwood.
- Hates CNN and their bullshit slogans.
- Automatically likes anyone who makes Bill O'Reilly drool on himself.
- Will get over her fear of falling from a great height just to go to the new observation deck on the Sear's Tower.
- Is perfectly willing to be a bride of convenience, for Nintendo Shoes.
- Would appreciate it if the right-wing hateful lunatics stopped killing people.
- Thinks Terry Gilliam needs a hug.
- Wants ALL the Harry Potter stuff, and YOU can't have any.
- Kindly suggests that if you buy someone the Pink Ouija board, you can fuck right off.
- Still misses Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor. Even if she does love David Tennant. TEAM NINE.
- Answers a troubling question about the gaseous emissions of birds.
- New Blog Entry: Mom After All These Years God’s Not Going To Take A Call From You.
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elle_vee- June 20th, 2009
Mom After All These Years God’s Not Going To Take A Call From You.
In which ElleVee:
- Continues to wait patiently for Arrested Development: The Movie.
- Will be shocked if Will Ferrell ISN'T cast as Waldo in the abomination of Where's Waldo?.
- Learned today that her reproductive organs prevent her from liking anything cool or fun, and wishes Fiona from Burn Notice would teach the makers of these books a lesson, with VIOLENCE.
- Is marrying someone who she has never met because he somersaulted out of an airplane.
- Is very proud of herself for calmly negating the idea of a Teen Wolf remake, instead of screaming obscenities about dogfucking imbeciles who wouldn't know a good film from an infected rectal wart, because she is a lady of fine breeding and demure manners.
- Is also marrying Zachary Quinto, for more reasons than mere somersaulting, but mainly because she wants a Star Trek wedding cake and if she's marrying him it will seem cute instead of alarming and uncomfortable.
- Wants V to deserve all the love she wants to give it.
- Thinks that Sean Hannity is in love with Sarah Palin, and that their child would be called Damien, and it would be Year One (anyone who gets the reference gets an internet cookie).
- Thinks she deserves sexy minions.
- Would be amazed if Bill O'Reilly could go a whole day WITHOUT lying and destroying her already non-existent faith in humanity.
- Is willing to have her bra explode, for Russell Brand.
- Is pretty sure that cute zombies violate some primal law of nature.
- Wants a baby zombie panda.
- Loves Christopher Eccleston, but desperately wants to get him a new agent who isn't made of Suck.
- Does not lose her mind over the idea of a tarantula in her underwear, although she COULD.
- Understands what you're all saying, and STILL finds the idea of the pilot dying mid-flight to be the scariest shit ever.
- New Blog Entry: The Only Thing That Alan Moore Didn't Create Is God...
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- May 20th, 2009
The Only Thing That Alan Moore Didn't Create Is God. Whether Or Not God Created Moore Is Still Debatable.
In which ElleVee:
- Feels conflicted about the use of VHS as furniture, because she really misses VHS, which you could JUMP on and then still watch.
- Loves the 'fashion' of Star Trek. Spock rocks that blue shirt. That blue shirt is ESSENTIAL to his Spock-ness.
- Is still excited that Dollhouse gets another season, but thinks the appearance of Captain Malcolm Reynolds would help the show immeasurably. Or Jayne could show up and sex the Actives.
- Would probably watch Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles more regularly if it was available on DVD, because there's only so much monologuing she can handle in one sitting. Anyway, she does like the show despite her teasing. Don't hurt her, Summer Glau!
- Laughs wildly over scientific evidence that coffee and alcohol makes you a healthy person, and starts doing coffee/vodka shots until she blacks out.
- Thinks this is a useful tool to control your wine-drinking. Too bad most people she knows get shitfaced on hard liquor.
- Wants the Clock of CLOCKS.
- Can't handle the Sherlock Holmes trailer in any way, shape, or form. It may suck. It may. WHO CARES? SHERLOCK STARK FTW. (I stole that from author Joe Hill's Twitter).
- Fails at her fandom.
- Has no words for a Twittering toilet.
- Begins the Daily Hot Guy section of her blog, and starts with the eminently sexy Christopher Eccleston.
- Wants to go skiing on the Mountain Couch.
