Calculon Is Gonna Kill Us & It's All Everybody Else's Fault!
In which ElleVee:
- Apologizes for no update the day before, but was busy with life beyond the internet, which isn't just a myth.
- Ruins cardboard houses for everyone.
- Hates Megan Fox, but still wants her shoes.
- Fears the power of the Music Industry.
- Thinks God should get an iPhone.
- Has inappropriate lust for a Rorschach pillow.
- Does not suggest car tattoos given the current economic situation.
- Pukes in her mind over anyone drinking their daughter's breast milk.
- Finds a ray of light in even the worst of comics, thanks to Josh.
- Is not allowed to drive tour buses.
- Has found the worst people on the planet.
- Fears Johnny Depp.
- Loves David Tennant, even if she can't find the YouTube video of him she desires.
- New Blog Entry: Asking Someone To Repeat A Phrase You'd Not Only Heard Very Clearly...
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elle_vee- June 6th, 2009
Asking Someone To Repeat A Phrase You'd Not Only Heard Very Clearly But Were Also Exceedingly Angry About Was Around Defcon II In The Lexicon Of Squabble.
In which ElleVee:
- Thinks Terry Pratchett should have his own church, and it will be built like a giant tortoise.
- Has accepted her love of bacon.
- Offers advice on how to get the best price for your children.
- Is crazy in love with Russell Brand, and will maybe be making a Sim of him soon.
- Tries to deal with her tempestuous relationship with Urban Outfitters, but MC Hammer pants are NOT helping.
- Likes Shakira, but not really for her music at all.
- Wants to die on a flying motorcycle.
- Will not be forgiving David Tennant for leaving Doctor Who, no matter HOW sexy he looks in glasses.
- Likes the Silk Spectre II Watchmen toy, but does not pretend for one second that she has any interest in ANY toy besides Tiny Rorschach and his Gloves of Love.
- Now has to explain to an 11 year old why threesomes with relatives are unwholesome and frowned upon in most cultures.
- Can no longer defend her home state.
- Laughs endlessly at Happy Toe and Sad Toe.
- New Blog Entry: If You Gave Alan Moore A Typewriter & 0.001th Of A Second...
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- elle_vee
- May 23rd, 2009
If You Gave Alan Moore A Typewriter & 0.001th Of A Second He Could Write The Complete Works Of Shakespeare.
In which ElleVee:
- Nobly promises to blog all weekend, per usual, for America.
- Hates that she knows what a 'poop sock is.' HATES IT.
- Cries, not for the first time, over giant crabs of DEATH.
- Would love to try to eat free for a year, and write a book about it and become super-famous, but can't because she does not live in England. This makes sense to her.
- Finds a correlation between high school would-be punks and desperate old women.
- Was always afraid of PeeWee Herman.
- Loves coffee more than she really should, for her sanity, but will not drink coffee from poo beans.
- Will pretty much endorse anything Cory Doctorow likes.
- Wants the not-shoes.
- Is equally disturbed by the Bedazzled aspect of beef jerky undies as she is by the beef jerky undies themselves.
- Loves Jackie Earle Haley, and his upcoming TV show, and his STACHE.
- Wishes she had known about the movie-pee site years ago.
- Is angry with David Tennant for leaving her for Masterpiece Theater, unless of course it's Doctor Who's Masterpiece Theater of Sex. That's different.
- Uses all the power of sarcasm she has against the state of Texas, and whoever thought giving weapons to college kids qualified as a Good Life Choice.
