LISTEN TO THE CHAIR-LEG OF TRUTH! IT DOES NOT LIE!
In which ElleVee:
- Is rendered speechless by David Beckham.
- Will not apologize for her Harry Potter fandom, and if you don't like it, you can go choke on your sparkly vampires, you NEOPHYTES.
- Is going to get a visit from child service, very soon.
- Supports Bruno.
- Hopes that maybe the giant spiders and ants will just all kill each other.
- Has a crush on most of the male cast of Heroes. Except Peter Petrelli. He's a wuss.
- Convinces you to start smoking.
- Hopes that the forces of evil cancel each other out.
- Cries over Doctor Who, yet again.
- Gets all girlish whenever Quentin Tarantino is mentioned.
- Wants makeup that makes her pretty AND can set shit on fire.
- Just likes Lady Gaga, OK?
- Points out the logistical problems with a wall of plugs, especially of Doctor Gregory House stops by.
- New Blog Entry: You Don't Fire Crazy. You Never Fire Crazy.
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You Don't Fire Crazy. You Never Fire Crazy.
In which ElleVee:
- Does not get her daily serving of Freakangels.
- Bows down to her ant overlords.
- Loves Ricky Gervais.
- Fears airplanes.
- Wants to push those buttons on the TARDIS.
- Accepts that her state has no good drivers.
- Will survive the zombie apocalypse.
- Does not like this dress.
- Loves guitars.
- Finds traffic seekers adorable.
- Relates everything to Watchmen.
- Will always have a crush on Ewan McGregor.
- Can't decide how she feels about Invader Zim tattoos.
- Will take a stand against chickens being poisoned.
- New Blog Entry: My Food Is Problematic.
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- elle_vee
- June 25th, 2009
My Food Is Problematic.
In which ElleVee:
- Makes fun of River Tam, then begs for her life.
- Can't believe she got an award for writing this stuff.
- Knows that she will be safe from nuclear attack in England, where nothing bad ever happens, ever.
- Is not amused by your shark-bite wetsuits.
- LEGO ZOMBIES LEGO ZOMBIES.
- Did not steal the dinosaur head.
- Needs to wrangle herself an invitation to Johnny Depp's private island.
- Suspects Michael Bay stole an idea from Douglas Adams, which is ILLEGAL.
- Refuses to blow Burger King.
- Supports documentaries about the Doctor.
- Hopes that, because of the recession, everyone starts dressing like the cast of Repo! The Genetic Opera, or Lady Gaga.
- Mourns the illness of Marc Jacobs
- Hates U2.
- Really should have a Hunter S. Thompson tattoo.
- LOSES HER FUCKING MIND OVER THE LIMITED RELEASE OF WATCHMEN IN THEATERS WE ARE ALL GOING.
- New Blog Entry: I'm Not Sure That One Made It Down The Mountain Gob.
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- elle_vee
- June 25th, 2009
I'm Not Sure That One Made It Down The Mountain Gob.
In which ElleVee:
- Would join a religion fronted by Gob.
- Will not be supping at The Hut.
- Would rather be loved by Harlan Ellison than win countless awards.
- Thinks Quentin Tarantino may be losing his Magic Trailer Touch.
- Probably is terribly wrong about the end of the world being like 28 Days Later...
- Wishes Dita Von Teese would just smirk Beyonce into oblivion.
- Posts to an article about Lady Gaga's 'Paparazzi' video, and makes another pantsless joke.
- Thinks our future Car Overlords will be cute.
- Explains, very calmly, why she has to utterly isolated when Watchmen comes out on DVD.
- Kind of thinks a Shipoopi tattoo is amusing.
- Tries to explain her weird love for mayonnaise, but comes off kind of sinister.
- Lists her True Blood loves.
- Needs Fables to be in novel form, YESTERDAY.
- Wants faucet fail.
- Desperately needs someone to explain why Zachary Quinto is falling down screaming while being tailed by a man dressed as steak.
- Wonders if Susan Orlean really GETS Twitter.
- Thinks Patrick Wilson is an angel of mercy sent down from heaven to bring us peace in chaotic times with his dulcet tones and smackable heinie.
- Liked Star Trek back when it was a SHAMEFUL love.
- Makes a cane joke about House.
- Wishes Jon Stewart ran The New York Times for so many reasons.
- Loves Mark Sandford and his BATSHIT.
- New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter.'
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- elle_vee
- June 16th, 2009
Bruce Campbell Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter.'
In which ElleVee:
- Knows enough to never question Bruce Campbell.
- Spends far too much time yelling at CNN.
- Is amazed by Twitter's coverage of the Iranian election.
- Would rather not have mangled people on top of her wedding cake.
- Just doesn't care to pay for Hulu.
- Will link to virtually anything Cory Doctorow deems interesting.
- Plans a barbecuing ORGY this summer.
- Doubts she could make Bill O'Reilly look any worse than he already does.
- Lets the people who were helped by Dr. Tiller speak for themselves.
- Is much more upset about losing her Marlboro Lights than she lets on.
- Is on Team Sam: But If Bill Is Available I'm Sure We Could Work Out An Alternating Schedule, in the True Blood fandom.
- Has found Paris Hilton's vibrator from Repo! The Genetic Opera.
- Now has Real Science to back her up when she gets drunk and starts lecturing on the zombies.
- Ruins caterpillars and butterflies for everyone.
- Really did like The Web Planet episode of Doctor Who.
- Holds a grudge.
- Confuses Rimmel with Max Factor, dislikes Kate Moss, and really just wants to buy a lot more makeup.
- New Blog Entry: Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal!
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- June 11th, 2009
- New Blog Entry: I Got Stabbed! Right Here!
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- June 3rd, 2009
- New Blog Entry: Alan Moore Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass. At Night.
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- April 25th, 2009
Note: I just wrote a long-ass entry, and LiveJournal deleted it, because my day is a big pile of SUCK Sandwich, and God is still crying because of Rorschach, and GAH. Anyway.
In which ElleVee:
- Complains about the LSAT Diagnostics
- Hopes that the plotline for Doctor Who involving Gillian Anderson, AKA Scully from The X-Files, involves the Doctor sexing Scully and proving aliens are very real indeed
- Is a blogging failure, according to Mark Penn, who is never wrong
- Tries to use sarcasm about an article that claims that people LIKE being tortured, but gives up because it's just THAT fucked up
- Is very well pleased with the sudden Sherlock Holmes outpouring, especially in comic form and shirtless Robert Downey, Jr. form, because she's always loved Holmes, and read all his books
- Thinks that Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? looks like a pretty sweet comic
- Loves the Twilight perfume, because there is SO MUCH to laugh at
- Is looking forward to Tintin, despite her conflicted emotions towards Steven Spielberg
- Has her IQ reduced by fifty points by a picture of Robert Downey, Jr. as Sherlock Holmes, and DOES NOT CARE, because GUH
- Refuses to support another sequel to Toy Story
- Cries forever because there are spiders bigger than her, and they are COMING
- Is attracted to a car
- Cries yet again because Levi Johnston is writing a book, and will get a Book Deal, solely because he EJACULATED in some girl
- Hates Will Smith
- Does not want people to have cameras in their eyeballs, OK?
- Laughs at Nintendo DS Boobie Case, because really, it's funny
- Does not understand a picture, and posts it to learn
- Refuses to think extensively about toothpaste
- Laughs at the doggy's pain
- Complains MORE about LSAT Diagnostic
- Promises a Watchmen post later today, with Silk Spectre II and Minutemen
