You Don't Fire Crazy. You Never Fire Crazy.
In which ElleVee:
- Does not get her daily serving of Freakangels.
- Bows down to her ant overlords.
- Loves Ricky Gervais.
- Fears airplanes.
- Wants to push those buttons on the TARDIS.
- Accepts that her state has no good drivers.
- Will survive the zombie apocalypse.
- Does not like this dress.
- Loves guitars.
- Finds traffic seekers adorable.
- Relates everything to Watchmen.
- Will always have a crush on Ewan McGregor.
- Can't decide how she feels about Invader Zim tattoos.
- Will take a stand against chickens being poisoned.
- New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Can Watch A Season Of '24' In Just 3 Hours.
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elle_vee- June 26th, 2009
Bruce Campbell Can Watch A Season Of '24' In Just 3 Hours.
In which ElleVee:
- Imagines a life with Bruce Campbell and alcohol.
- Asks for suggestions for her list of Fandom Rules (email her at elle.veev@gmail.com)
- Can't get over how freaking WEIRD yesterday was.
- Relies far too much on Warren Ellis for normalcy in her life.
- Does not understand this tattoo.
- Has a violence fetish, it appears.
- Wishes whoever wrote Indexed would instruct her on how to live her life.
- Can always depend on Will Arnett to make her life better.
- Appreciates anyone who tells Amazon to screw off.
- Spent time that she will never get back looking at Bruno's hairy bull-penis.
- Loves Nathan Fillion, especially naked and/or in comic form.
- Will pay any amount of money if it means Chris Pine screams.
- Learned about The IT Crowd from her uncle and cousin, who are made of win, in part because they're English.
- Can think of nothing in life that wouldn't be improved by a shiv cosy, and neither can you.
- New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Doesn't Cheat Death. He Wins Fair & Square.
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- elle_vee
- June 20th, 2009
Bruce Campbell Doesn't Cheat Death. He Wins Fair & Square.
In which ElleVee:
- Is not surprised that Bruce Campbell will save Obama, and America, and the universe.
- Casts a Freakangels movie in her mind.
- Would not like a recession haircut.
- Hates Sex and the City and, by proxy, all fashion that reminds her of that show.
- Wants Alan Tudyk to make everything better.
- Loves TV theme songs.
- Can't help but think only a jock asshole would want their beer cooler to play, I don't know, Metallica.
- Constructs an elaborate back-story behind a Watchmen drawing.
- Likes meat, but does not want a meat tattoo.
- Can find no snark for bacon-filled waffles.
- Does not understand why Warren Ellis does not return her blood-soaked crazy adoration.
- Refuses to follow the directions on soda.
- Wishes Ryan Gosling was always near her.
- Loses all intellect and typing skills over the new Sherlock Holmes poster of Robert Downey, Jr.
- New Blog Entry: Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Alan Moore...
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- elle_vee
- May 22nd, 2009
Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Alan Moore Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.
In which ElleVee:
- Goes from giddy to devastated in about .5 seconds flat when she realizes that Freakangels isn't updating this week.
- Uses the release of Terminator: Salvation as an excuse to post an article about Michael Bay in a penis-measuring context.
- Discusses Flash Forward as ABC's New Weird Show, then quickly tangents into a confession of her attraction for Seth MacFarlane's Sex Voice.
- Screams like a madwoman over Ghostbusters 3, because COME THE FUCK ON.
- Cannot be anything but highly amused of Cloris Leachman's new clothing line.
- Dives deep into denial over the first reviews of Inglourious Basterds, and cannot hear your negativity.
- Presents, as your Daily Hot Guy, Anton Yelchin from Star Trek (and, oddly enough, Terminator: Salvation). You're welcome, [Unknown LJ tag] .
- Goes into a long discourse over the Alec Baldwin movie The Shadow, which really damaged her for life, apparently, because she can remember huge chunks of the movie but cannot recall what happened twenty minutes ago. 'The sun may be shining, but the ice is still slippery.' Shit like that will FUCK YOU UP at eight years old. And the KNIFE with the TEETH? And tearing off your face and becoming someone else? DUDE. Oh, there are action figures, was the point.
