Bruce Campbell Doesn't Use Pickup Lines. He Simply Says, 'Now.'
In which ElleVee:
- Laughs at everyone, ever.
- Went to school with every art school stereotype, ever.
- Doesn't see the problem with driving a bathtub.
- Laughs at the pain of children.
- Plans on stealing from libraries, for America.
- Looks forward to a world inhabited by future space vampires.
- Envisions a wonderful life with Russell Brand.
- Has no more panic left to waste on shitty stores.
- Celebrates America, with these fine American fellows:
* Alan Tudyk
* Hunter S. Thompson
* Robert Downey, Jr.
* Jackie Earle Haley
* Zachary Quinto
* Bruce Campbell
- Cannot imagine a world without Sarah Palin and her crazy.
- New Blog Entry: My Food Is Problematic.
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elle_vee- June 25th, 2009
My Food Is Problematic.
In which ElleVee:
- Makes fun of River Tam, then begs for her life.
- Can't believe she got an award for writing this stuff.
- Knows that she will be safe from nuclear attack in England, where nothing bad ever happens, ever.
- Is not amused by your shark-bite wetsuits.
- LEGO ZOMBIES LEGO ZOMBIES.
- Did not steal the dinosaur head.
- Needs to wrangle herself an invitation to Johnny Depp's private island.
- Suspects Michael Bay stole an idea from Douglas Adams, which is ILLEGAL.
- Refuses to blow Burger King.
- Supports documentaries about the Doctor.
- Hopes that, because of the recession, everyone starts dressing like the cast of Repo! The Genetic Opera, or Lady Gaga.
- Mourns the illness of Marc Jacobs
- Hates U2.
- Really should have a Hunter S. Thompson tattoo.
- LOSES HER FUCKING MIND OVER THE LIMITED RELEASE OF WATCHMEN IN THEATERS WE ARE ALL GOING.
- New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Once Won A Game Of Connect Four In 3 Moves.
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- elle_vee
- June 10th, 2009
Bruce Campbell Once Won A Game Of Connect Four In 3 Moves.
In which ElleVee:
- Loves books and bookcases and will probably buy an abacus soon.
- Has a fangirl orgasm over Barack Obama meeting Zachary Quinto.
- Is very disappointed with Ridley Scott.
- Has hope for the return of Reaper.
- Cannot begin to verbalize her issues with the 'journalism' of Sean Hannity.
- Doesn't understand why you people can't tell when she's NOT being sarcastic.
- Is relieved that G. Gordon Liddy is becoming even more batshit insane, and that life is as it should be.
- Can't figure out why more people don't find Hunter S. Thompson to be bangin' hot.
- Figures that if we're all going to die in about a hundred years, we might as well have serious 100-year party in Jersey.
- New Blog Entry: I Got Stabbed! Right Here!
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- elle_vee
- June 3rd, 2009
