Were I Unwed I Would Take You In A Manly Fashion.
In which ElleVee:
- Had better not ever meet Zack Snyder, because she will scream and cry and curse Blu-Ray, and that would be awkward.
- Likes some cool tattoos.
- Thinks the Pac-Man candy holders are cooler than the candies themselves.
- Predicts death for whoever makes The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly comic.
- Finds proof that real life imitates cartoons.
- Snuggles Mondays.
- Wants to chill with James Joyce.
- Almost finishes her Vampire Novel, so directs you to other vampire franchises.
- Has found her career as a Brandystripper.
- Cannot wait for the Spiderman Musical to destroy civilization as we know it.
- Won't bother trying to make her own sunscreen, because she will accidentally make a chemical that destroys the world.
- Is still scared shitless of Are You Afraid of the Dark?.
- Gives up on all network news.
- Thinks that maybe Banksy is a SECRET ninja.
- Tried to make a joke about Chris Pine and Shatner, but it just got kind of gross and uncomfortable, so she let it go.
- New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Is The Reason Why Waldo Is Hiding.
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elle_vee- July 2nd, 2009
Bruce Campbell Is The Reason Why Waldo Is Hiding.
In which ElleVee:
- Cheerfully predicts Bruce Campbell enacting bloody retribution.
- Fails to imagine anything more perfect than Sylar and a kitty.
- Doesn't get why werewolves always look slimy in bad werewolf movies.
- Throws up in her mind over Star Trek porn. BAD Star Trek porn.
- Asks many pertinent questions about Torchwood.
- Hates CNN and their bullshit slogans.
- Automatically likes anyone who makes Bill O'Reilly drool on himself.
- Will get over her fear of falling from a great height just to go to the new observation deck on the Sear's Tower.
- Is perfectly willing to be a bride of convenience, for Nintendo Shoes.
- Would appreciate it if the right-wing hateful lunatics stopped killing people.
- Thinks Terry Gilliam needs a hug.
- Wants ALL the Harry Potter stuff, and YOU can't have any.
- Kindly suggests that if you buy someone the Pink Ouija board, you can fuck right off.
- Still misses Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor. Even if she does love David Tennant. TEAM NINE.
- Answers a troubling question about the gaseous emissions of birds.
- New Blog Entry: It's Toe-Tappingly Tragic!
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- June 20th, 2009
It's Toe-Tappingly Tragic!
In which ElleVee:
- Apologizes for being so cranky.
- Thinks there is a law against remaking Hitchcock.
- Wants a Star Trek communicator.
- Thinks that reality TV show go away forever and stop bothering her.
- Has a theory that The New York Times is made of fail.
- Tries to point out the inherent flaws of buying something to support DIY.
- Posts nekkid pictures of Bruno.
- Laughs at abortion protestors, which is just ASKING for trouble.
- Won't it be humiliating when all of us are killed by BACTERIA?
- Believes with all her heart that her father would make a booger ball.
- Thinks there is entirely too much fuss over peanut butter.
- Wants zombie mania to infect her.
- Knows that all moose are named 'Walter.'
- New Blog Entry: One Of You Is Gonna Fall & Die & I'm Not Cleaning It Up!
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- elle_vee
- June 14th, 2009
One Of You Is Gonna Fall & Die & I'm Not Cleaning It Up!
In which ElleVee:
- Formulates most of her opinions based on Firefly.
- Has uncanny recall for movie trailers from the nineties.
- Thinks that there is no crime so great as mowing a public lawn.
- Defends the honor and legacy of Don Knotts, because he was Don Knotts.
- Would never, EVER fuck with J.D. Salinger.
- Wants a Star Trek corset, and DAMN the consequences.
- Still can't decide if she liked Repo! The Genetic Opera because she was drunk and couldn't focus on much beside The Graverobber's Voice and Paris Hilton, which caused her to repeatedly Tweet, 'OMG Paris Hilton!' because she could not remember that she was in the movie.
- Continues mourning over Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
- Hates the NY Post.
- Can find better ways to burn calories than twitching.
- Adores crazy ol' Pat Buchanan.
- Cannot believe her species will be eliminated by giant jellyfish.
- Has many ideas surrounding glow-in-the-dark condoms.
- Will make you zombie jelly, if you buy her this mold.
- Wants all furniture to eat itself.
- New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Once Won A Game Of Connect Four In 3 Moves.
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- elle_vee
- June 10th, 2009
Bruce Campbell Once Won A Game Of Connect Four In 3 Moves.
In which ElleVee:
- Loves books and bookcases and will probably buy an abacus soon.
- Has a fangirl orgasm over Barack Obama meeting Zachary Quinto.
- Is very disappointed with Ridley Scott.
- Has hope for the return of Reaper.
- Cannot begin to verbalize her issues with the 'journalism' of Sean Hannity.
- Doesn't understand why you people can't tell when she's NOT being sarcastic.
- Is relieved that G. Gordon Liddy is becoming even more batshit insane, and that life is as it should be.
- Can't figure out why more people don't find Hunter S. Thompson to be bangin' hot.
- Figures that if we're all going to die in about a hundred years, we might as well have serious 100-year party in Jersey.
