We're In The Middle Of Nowhere. Which Is The Safest Part Of Nowhere.
In which ElleVee:
- Tries to silence Fry until Futurama is actually ON the air.
- Thinks her words are brilliant and that 'funemployment' is the most evil word of the year.
- Refuses to believe makeup is hurting her, because it is fun and would NEVER betray me like that.
- Tries to explain her fascination/complicated love/hate relationship with Lady Gaga, but really that hair sums it up.
- Does not want ANYTHING crawling around inside her, except radioactive powers.
- Has a sort of psychotic bitch-session over how nothing Watchmen-related happens in New Jersey.
- Will never love a tattoo that raises the question, 'Shading or back-hair?'
- Loves Russell Brand, still.
- Does not plan on eating the marshmallow hamburger, especially because the meat bit looks like an ORGAN.
- Enjoyed free tacos 35 minutes ago.
- Needs to finish True Blood season 1, so she can get on with season 2, and has decided Sam is her favorite, but Bill is a sold second, and tat is VERY HONORABLE.
- Has given up on the Spider-Man franchise
- Loved Up and Ed Asner, and life, briefly.
- Fully expects some sort of hate-mail for this, because it deals with abortion, even if she WAS remarkably neutral, especially for her.
- Takes books and ends up talking about Watchmen and Heroes, which is how most conversations with her tend to go.
- New Blog Entry: Why Am I Sticky & Naked? Did I Miss Something Fun?
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Why Am I Sticky & Naked? Did I Miss Something Fun?
In which ElleVee:
- Apparently delights in making small children cry.
- Can think of few things more terrifying than a giant evil rat that can laugh maniacally as it eats your face.
- Thinks Twilight would have been much improved by mermaids.
- Mourns Nickelodeon Magazine, but ends up talking about Madeleine L'Engle.
- Can find no fault with Russell Brand or his hat.
- Likes fedoras a lot.
- Demands that people from bands in the nineties stop undermining her youth and making overpriced shit clothes.
- Never will argue with Warren Ellis.
- Freaks out in a bad way over Watchwomen.
- Will not tolerate the degradation of Rorschach in any way, shape, or form.
- Does not plan on getting ANYONE'S face tattooed on her body.
- Loves sheep in cookie form.
- Gives you free downloadable comics because she is in a Good Mood.
- Misses coloring books.
- New Blog Entry: Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal!
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- elle_vee
- June 11th, 2009
- New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Can Delete The Recycling Bin.
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- elle_vee
- June 10th, 2009
- New Blog Entry: Asking Someone To Repeat A Phrase You'd Not Only Heard Very Clearly...
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- elle_vee
- June 6th, 2009
Asking Someone To Repeat A Phrase You'd Not Only Heard Very Clearly But Were Also Exceedingly Angry About Was Around Defcon II In The Lexicon Of Squabble.
In which ElleVee:
- Thinks Terry Pratchett should have his own church, and it will be built like a giant tortoise.
- Has accepted her love of bacon.
- Offers advice on how to get the best price for your children.
- Is crazy in love with Russell Brand, and will maybe be making a Sim of him soon.
- Tries to deal with her tempestuous relationship with Urban Outfitters, but MC Hammer pants are NOT helping.
- Likes Shakira, but not really for her music at all.
- Wants to die on a flying motorcycle.
- Will not be forgiving David Tennant for leaving Doctor Who, no matter HOW sexy he looks in glasses.
- Likes the Silk Spectre II Watchmen toy, but does not pretend for one second that she has any interest in ANY toy besides Tiny Rorschach and his Gloves of Love.
- Now has to explain to an 11 year old why threesomes with relatives are unwholesome and frowned upon in most cultures.
- Can no longer defend her home state.
- Laughs endlessly at Happy Toe and Sad Toe.
- New Blog Entry: Bruce Campbell Can Slam Revolving Doors.
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- elle_vee
- June 4th, 2009
Bruce Campbell Can Slam Revolving Doors.
In which ElleVee:
- Loves Bruce Campbell.
- Wants to eat a grilled cheesecake sandwich, even though it would kill her.
- Finds it hard to believe that people still give a shit about Archie.
- Likes children, when they belong to other people and do incredibly stupid things.
- Thinks her blog is possessed, or psychic, or just really likes Russell Brand.
- Feels the oppression of white males.
- Apparently missed something at BookExpo America.
- Studies the deep philosophical implications of pouring milk on Zachary Quinto.
- Asks Tony Scott, very nicely, not to fuck up Warriors.
- Has no problem posting naked pictures of Alan Tudyk.
- Celebrates the birth of Russell Brand and, by extension, his Sex Hair.
- Simply cannot watch Fringe, due to the time/space continuum.
- New Blog Entry: Alan Moore Can Hold His Breathe For 9 Years.
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- elle_vee
- April 12th, 2009
