In which ElleVee:
- Apologizes for not blogging yesterday, but doesn't really mean it.
- Exposes the Obama CONTROVERSY that will destroy the presidency
- Feels for another short person
- Wishes The Onion had hired her back in the day, because their funny is EPIC
- Waits for the Made For TV Movie Craigslist Killer: M4Murder
- Promotes Freakangels, because her favorite character hasn't died yet!
- Thinks Ghost Rider is starting to make amends for the movie
- Almost feels guilty for mocking Twilight when they have LIPGLOSS, then gets over it
- Will not be seeing The Lovely Bones, and hated the book, and these are things you must accept about her, OK?
- Wishes the AVP movies had been 1/3 as funny as these ads
- Cannot deal with Saw VI
- Knows people think she's mad, but they WON'T when the zombies come and she's prepared, and you're all dead, so HA
- Wants to go to this museum, with small impressionable children
- Thinks Robot Penguin Overlords sound pretty sweet, actually
- Wishes she had invented this damn thing, but will settle for owning it
- Exposes, in case you had any doubts, how majorly fucked up kids books can be
- Posts a Tattoo Of Win
- Is electing the Flaming Lips for President of her heart
- Covets a stranger's wardrobe, which is probably creepy but I LOVE THESE SHOES
- Finds furniture that's just going too far, and will prevent you from getting laid, maybe
- Screams over an airline that is exclusively for pets, because for FUCK'S SAKE
- Asks for comic recommendations
- Promises to post Minutemen/Silk Spectre quotes later today, after her hellish LSAT class
- New Blog Entry: Alan Moore Always Knows The Exact Location Of Carmen SanDiego.
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elle_vee- April 22nd, 2009
In which ElleVee:
- Admits that posting three times in one day is a little insane
- Can't find anything redeeming about All The President's Men, save for the total WIN that is Jackie Earle Haley in a fedora, eating sugar cubes and shooting a gun
- Worries that the Tea Baggers will soon become a modern-day Nazi group, instead of a funny little fringe
- Is terrified of the idea of James Carville and Paul Begala coming for her in the dead of night, with feathers
- Applauds xkcd for being awesome, generally
- Loves that Pushing Daisies is going to a comic, and a freaky-good comic, and wishes more cancelled shows would be comics
- Cannot believe that Twilight is really promoting this kind of attitude towards a Sparkly Douchebag (HA)(See blog for HA reason)
- Thinks Dr. Horrible could bring about world peace
- Is pretty sure that Michel Gondry's interpretation of Green Hornet is going to blow the top off of everyone's tiny little head
- Will NOT deal with Quentin Tarantino's appearance on American Idol, and instead focuses on the coming glory of the Misspelled Movie
- Wants Bruno to be in theaters, right now, and for Sacha Baron Cohen to come over and be tall and funny and clever around her, for always
- Wonders about Nestea's ad campaign
- Lusts after a totally great scarf
- Is absolutely scared out of her mind by food (and she puts mayo on bits of chocolate, sometimes)
- Finds the nobility in grave-robbing
- Tries to think about Serious Issues, and ends up really wanting ice cream, badly
- New Blog Entry: Alan Moore Crossed The Road. No One Has Ever Dared Question His Motives.
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- elle_vee
- April 15th, 2009
In which ElleVee:
- Deleted her MySpace, and celebrated by Tweeting about it
- Has severe sinus pain
- Is worried about losing her job because she's stupid, and sometimes screws up, and she LOVES her job and would rather not be unemployed, if the universe is listening
- Continues to allude to family issues
- Pays her taxes, and doesn't teabag (although she does laugh whenever she says/types that, because she is immature)
- Wants a nifty, semi-ironic bookshelf
- Was disappointed by The Strangers, and can't work up any enthusiasm for its probably sequel, but still finds the tagline and poster totally creepy
- Does NOT WANT Brian Austin Greene to be involved with The Green Lantern, and also just doesn't GET Meghan Fox
- Will not be won over by Dan Ackroyd's attempts to get her excited about Ghosbusters III, which may be the saddest sequel in the history of unnecessary sequels
- Is going to take a stand and say that people should NOT be screaming about how Obama needs to cut off his dog's balls, especially since the dog is already neutered, and for Christ's Sakes, people, it's a goddamn DOG, FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO BE SHOUTY ABOUT
- Continues to be amused by Sarah Palin and her rape-happy little friend, potential attorney general Rapey McRaperson
- Squeals over pictures of tiny baby Spock
- Loves Warren Ellis, albeit in a respectful, not-stalking way, and wants to buy his newest comic
- Finds the best costume, ever, if you don't want to get laid for the rest of your life
- Is really, really sick of ironic ties
- Screams about Blago having his own TV show, but only once, so she's practically sane
- New Blog Entry: Alan Moore & His Many Adventures Were The Basis For The Comic Book Hellboy.
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- elle_vee
- April 14th, 2009
In which ElleVee:
- Wonders what universe Sarah Palin is living in, and if it's any more fun than this one
- Wants Political Peeps, and especially Guantanamo Bay Peeps, which are wrong and funny at the same time
- Laughs, because Jonah Goldberg has been marked for death by Rush Limbaugh and DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT
- Is happy for Chuck Todd, and hopes his new show doesn't fall apart, like our economy (ZING!)
- Profoundly wants the Space Invaders Piggy Bank, because it's almost certainly what Jesus played, and DUDE, SPACE INVADERS
- Is terrified of Jhonen Vasquez's Twittering
- is excited and scared by the Awesome of Terminator: Salvation, and secretly wants Christian Bale to run something
- Loves My Booky Wook, and Russell Brand, albeit in different ways
- Continues to hate Stephenie Meyer
- Finds a chair used for torture, or dental surgery, or BOTH
- Takes a pretty cell phone and relates it to the robot uprising
- Can't fucking believe that someone actually MADE sleeping bags you wear, and is frightened by WHAT THIS MEANS
